Which of the Kardashian-Jenners Would Survive a Zombie Apocalypse? This Sister Is Prepared, Just in Case – Showbiz Cheat Sheet
You don’t have to be a fan of TheWalking Dead to wonder who’d survive a real-life zombie apocalypse. Some celebrities may not have what it takes in a post-nuclear state. Would any of the Kardashians or Jenners make it past the undead? Here’s where they may stand.
What would it take to survive a zombie apocalypse?
Kim Kardashian West may know how to Live Science advises anyone worried about a future zombie invasion stock up on emergency supplies. It should be enough to get you through until you make it to a “zombie-free refugee camp” or “disaster shelter.”
As far as gear, the minimum for survival is one gallon of water per person, per day, canned foods, medications, a utility knife, duct tape, candles, flashlights, and a battery-powered radio.
If you want to practice self-care, you’ll need soap, towels, a change of clothes for each family member, and blankets. Also, don’t forget any important documents and a first-aid supply kit to treat any wounds.
In the event of zombie-related emergencies, they also suggest keeping a baseball bat on hand for protection.
The CDC recommends having a plan in place before any disaster strikes. That means picking two meeting places (close to home and far away), keeping a list of emergency contacts, and planning an evacuation route out of your home, and out of town.
This advice seems simple enough but which member of the Kardashian-Jenner clan would fare the best?
This is who the family voted as ‘the smartest’ Kardashian
During an interview with E! News, Kim, Kourtney, Kris, and Khloé voted on “most likely to” questions. As for who they claimed to possess the smart genes, the decision was unanimous.
“Kourtney’s incredibly book smart and just business-oriented,” Khloé said.
Kourtney responded, “Yes, thank you.”
As for who they voted on as “the hottest,” Kim walked away with all the votes. These are all great accolades, but good looks and business sense won’t help in the event of an apocalypse.
Which of the Kardashian-Jenner family would protect the rest of them during a zombie invasion?
Who did the family vote as their zombie apocalypse leader?
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Everyone agreed that of all the Kardashian-Jenners, Khloé has the right mix of street smarts and toughness to get the job done. She’d not only survive, but thrive, while keeping the rest of her brood safe and sound.
“I’m not like a he-man!” Khloé said in defense of her new title. “I’m just the strongest … I’m incredibly street smart and savvy and like I have common sense and I can navigate everything.”
Khloé added she’s pretty good at keeping men in line, whipping up “a good dinner,” and just, ya know, “everything!”
So what does Khloé have to survive that the others don’t? A zombie kit. No, but really. She keeps a kit a zombie defense pack in her Range Rover at all times.
While her car has a slew of almonds, almond butter, and Jergens moisturizer, the zombie kit contains one important device.
“I did add this as a little bonus,” she said in the video. “This is my little taser… I don’t know why. I just felt like you never know.”
In case you’ve ever wondered what Khloé Kardashian might consider her one “must-have” item, there you have it: a taser to survive the zombie apoloclypse.
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